I'm the kind of coffee that kicks your ass!

[coffeesnob318]

Stolen ruthlessly from rhiannonhero

You are a double espresso at three AM.

You are the tortured, nail-biting essence of
coffee. You see visions. You could change the
world if only you were up at the same time as
everyone else. You have created a programming
language that throws errors if the code is not
written in iambic pentameter, and you are
infuriated by the typos in the new edition of
Ulysses. You practice sarcasm as a
form of tantric sex, and your cats have
doctorates. You believe in virgin sacrifice in
a good cause.


What kind of coffee are you?
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I feel strangely empowered. And suddenly craving that caramel/espresso thing they have going on downstairs.

Comments

[karyn5101969.livejournal.com]

Huh. Oddly enough I got the same Nitro thingy too. I don't drink coffee, but I have had adreneline injections and was told they are akin to ten double espressos, so I guess I have an inkling what that's like. Odd.

[coffeesnob.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Ten double espressos. *froths at mouth* My heart might explode.

[karyn5101969.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they have to give you tranquillizers to keep you calm and the heart rate from going bonkers. My hands get the tremors and I speak really fast and my Dr. makes me sit in the waiting room for half an hour to make sure I don't have a myocardial infarction. I won't, but ya know, just in case.