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coffeesnob318Courtesy of a conversation with Hope and Mel.
Not an entry for avid Keanu fans, btw, although your protests and outcries might be fun to read.
1. Hey - you kind of look like that guy in Matrix!
2. Whoa! You're Ted! Dude, I love that movie!
(followed by either....)
....Could you do that thing where you tilt your head and look clueless? Man, that was some brilliant acting!
(...or...)
...Have you done anything since?
3. Hey, you look familiar. Wait a minute - weren't you in a movie with Michael Rosenbaum (the subsequent gushing about The Wonder That is MR or the "Would you be a doll and introduce me?" is optional, but equally forbidden.)?
4. Was that really your butt in Matrix Reloaded?
5. Did you and Winona Ryder actually plan to ruin Dracula?
6. My friends and I actually have Keanu marathons. You see, we get a lot of beer, and everytime you have a Ted moment, we take a sip. Man, are we sloshed by the end of the night!
7. Hey, Keanu! (he turns around; I hand him the camera) Could you take a picture of me with Alan Thicke?
8. I really liked your work in Speed, but I try to avoid movies in which you have to speak a lot.
9. So...A Walk in the Clouds. What was that about?
10. You're so pretty (and I am never, ever to pat his head).
I really don't hate Keanu. I just find him more amusing than talented.
Oh, and I'm also not allowed to pronounce his name "Ke-noo" or "Canoe" or any other clever variation. Just Ke-ah-noo.
*sigh* I feel so restricted. I practically can't say anything to the man. Of course, if one of you were to meet him....
Not an entry for avid Keanu fans, btw, although your protests and outcries might be fun to read.
1. Hey - you kind of look like that guy in Matrix!
2. Whoa! You're Ted! Dude, I love that movie!
(followed by either....)
....Could you do that thing where you tilt your head and look clueless? Man, that was some brilliant acting!
(...or...)
...Have you done anything since?
3. Hey, you look familiar. Wait a minute - weren't you in a movie with Michael Rosenbaum (the subsequent gushing about The Wonder That is MR or the "Would you be a doll and introduce me?" is optional, but equally forbidden.)?
4. Was that really your butt in Matrix Reloaded?
5. Did you and Winona Ryder actually plan to ruin Dracula?
6. My friends and I actually have Keanu marathons. You see, we get a lot of beer, and everytime you have a Ted moment, we take a sip. Man, are we sloshed by the end of the night!
7. Hey, Keanu! (he turns around; I hand him the camera) Could you take a picture of me with Alan Thicke?
8. I really liked your work in Speed, but I try to avoid movies in which you have to speak a lot.
9. So...A Walk in the Clouds. What was that about?
10. You're so pretty (and I am never, ever to pat his head).
I really don't hate Keanu. I just find him more amusing than talented.
Oh, and I'm also not allowed to pronounce his name "Ke-noo" or "Canoe" or any other clever variation. Just Ke-ah-noo.
*sigh* I feel so restricted. I practically can't say anything to the man. Of course, if one of you were to meet him....
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Date: 2003-08-11 08:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-11 12:56 pm (UTC)Though I'd probably try it, just for shock value. Hee!!
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Date: 2003-08-12 09:55 am (UTC)'Cause you know, one of us is bound to meet him.... :)
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Date: 2003-08-12 05:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-13 11:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-13 12:09 pm (UTC)I'll be out of town on Saturday, but yep, I'd love to hear from you. *g* I'll email you my cell number.