What I really want for Christmas
Dec. 8th, 2003 06:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
coffeesnob318OK - I caved. After all my apparent bitching about g's behavior at my party, I guess I'm not so innocent after all. Read on.
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Tjbrown's Christmas party. It was Gradeafan who spiked the punch with too much southern comfort. I can't help it if I drank 25 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cigarette smoke.
I thought it was funny when I put Lilmouse's knee high vinyl boots on my head and danced the cabbage patch on the coolest orange couch in the world while singing `Cool Rider'. I didn't mean to break Tjbrown's ipod and don't know why Tjbrown would sue me for indecent exposure.
I don't remember calling Scott's wife a lovely horse---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Mamakitty's husband's elbow, it was only because I ate too much of that popcorn.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Saab through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a clandestine cat and have me arrested for breaking and entering!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all jolly and slippery. And I'm really not to blame for any of this shorn stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quietly yours,
coffeesnob (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 2398 bucks!
http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Tjbrown's Christmas party. It was Gradeafan who spiked the punch with too much southern comfort. I can't help it if I drank 25 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cigarette smoke.
I thought it was funny when I put Lilmouse's knee high vinyl boots on my head and danced the cabbage patch on the coolest orange couch in the world while singing `Cool Rider'. I didn't mean to break Tjbrown's ipod and don't know why Tjbrown would sue me for indecent exposure.
I don't remember calling Scott's wife a lovely horse---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Mamakitty's husband's elbow, it was only because I ate too much of that popcorn.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Saab through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a clandestine cat and have me arrested for breaking and entering!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all jolly and slippery. And I'm really not to blame for any of this shorn stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quietly yours,
coffeesnob (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 2398 bucks!
http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html
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Date: 2003-12-08 04:17 pm (UTC)You and innocent...yeah two words that rarely make the same sentance!! BWAAAAHHH!
And um...I was definatly NOT slippery in my jail cell...there better be a good explanation for that missy!!
I was sure you'd tell Santa you wanted a new blender!!
g
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Date: 2003-12-08 04:23 pm (UTC)As for the slippery-ness, maybe I'm wearing slickery pants? Never mind. That's not any better.
Ooh - I know! Maybe I have developed the super power of slipping between the bars! Yeah! That's it.
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Date: 2003-12-08 04:38 pm (UTC)g
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Date: 2003-12-09 01:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-08 04:32 pm (UTC)Hee! That's all.
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Date: 2003-12-08 08:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-09 01:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-09 12:50 am (UTC)You are a clandestine cat!
*giggles and runs away*
Falls over laughing...
Date: 2003-12-09 06:20 pm (UTC)Re: Falls over laughing...
Date: 2003-12-09 06:39 pm (UTC)