The Smallville Awards

In the spirit of the impending Oscars, I have a few awards to hand out to the characters/cast of Smallville.

( I'd like to thank the Academy... )

They better not be kidding about next week. I'll smite them with a stick.

How could I forget?

( Slightly spoilery SV, but worth the spoil because DAMN! )

I promise that I haven't forgotten that today is Down the Rabbit Hole Day. Prepare to be greatly amused or confused this afternoon.

One tree hill

(if this post seems to make no sense, going here will help clear things up)

must get to Branch A135
*scurries*
oops! twig - man that came out of nowhere
tststs forgot the cargo
must get the cargo
the cargo is the whole point
madness that they would expect us to just surrender
our tree their tree - what does it matter
theirs will be the first to fall
they'll be too busy pecking to notice
do I have the cargo
mmmm....acorns...
must not get distracted
I'm on a mission from God
or chip or pete or silvia or clyde or
someone
ready aim fire
the sound is deafening
but they noticed
they're coming right for us
this could be it
quick fire again
right on target
they retreat
they abandon their winter bungalow
all because of a few acorns
ok...a few thousand
that was easier than I thought
feathers must make you flighty
no matter
what's important is that it's ours again
this hill's just not big enough for the both of us