Beware the teletubbies!

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	your Home Town (and declare it a disaster area).
Your title will be:	Duke/Duchess
You will succeed by:	Brute military force (One big Battlemech. Really big...).
Your Enforcers will be:	The Teletubbies (with their army of children and hypnotic powers).
Your first act as ruler:	Build an invincible fortified palace on the Moon.
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

What? I don't already rule my hometown?!? The minions have been lazy...