coffeesnob318 | Logan returns! And there was much rejoicing..

Your weekly Gilmore Girls and One Tree Hill update:

Best. Line. Ever.

Lukisms:
"See, I thought it was the way we always smell faintly of meat." *snickers*
"I am not hotter than Willy Wonka!"
"You combine that with your black dress, and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." From his lips to the writer's ears...
"I smashed my leg on a thighmaster."
Then I quit because he upset Lorelei. I don't care if he's having his damn dark day, that was uncalled for. But I forgive him, I suppose.

Kirk is one of my favorite television characters of all time. He used to wear a cape to school. And the cow bell. That cracked me up.

OK - I understand her bliss in sniffing the book, and I love her dearly for not being ashamed of her geekiness, but Rory! Shut. Up. Not everyone cares about benches and old books and philosophy like we nerds do. Unclench.

Speaking of the book sniffing, I believe that that was the scene where Logan made his glorious reappearance. I must've been going through withdrawal, because I watched it four times in a row. Egad, he's hot. And charming. And I know it's all just bullshit, but actually being good at oozing charm is so rare that I have an appreciation for it, regardless of the fact that it means nothing. *looks to make sure that pants did not fall off at the memory of The Charm*

And he was very cute in Rory's class. He can interrupt my class anytime. *gurgles* Boys...wrestling... *drools a bit*

Poor Marty Plain and Tall.

And while I fully maintain that Richard Gilmore is The Evil, I love how he played Logan. Two thumbs up. That was great.

OK, so let me get this straight:

Lucas, Mouth and Felix all love Brooke, but she suddenly only has eyes for Felix.

The creepy drug dude is becoming closer to Peyton (whom I think Ana has a little crush on, too) but Peyton loves Jake. Does Jake love Peyton? I also love Jake and am incredibly bitter that they teased me with him right before cutting me off completely for a month. Stupid holidays.

Dan finally is showing his evil bastard roots again and is in cahoots with Jules who seems to love Keith but maybe not. Keith, as usual is clueless, and just has eyes for Jules, forgetting his lifelong obsession with Karen completely.

Don't get me started on Hailey leaving Nathan for Chris. I've never been much of a Nathan fan (especially after his gross display of testosterone), but I physically despise that squirmy little worm.

On second thought, I think I need a break from One Tree Hill. I think I'll go lie down.