Random musing

[coffeesnob318]

I'm looking through my email from the weekend (yes, Yahoo. I know I have filled my email to capacity. Enough with the red warning sign already!), and I have to wonder what kind of list I'm on or where I've been going in my sleep. Almost every ad in the bulk mail is either about coffee/coffee paraphernalia (no surprise there, I guess) or penis enlargement. My email is giving off the impression that I have a penis to enlarge. News to me. I'm tempted to reply and ask if they can construct one from scratch or if I have to have the surgery first.