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AB's Biggest Fan You scored 58% knowledge, 92% fangirling, and 21% resentment!

Ever seen the movie "Misery?" Well, I'm at least sure that you've seen Ill Gotten Grains. Not to be harsh, but maybe you should get a hobby. NO, stalking AB doesn't count either! You're in it for the host 100% of the way. Sure, what he's cooking may be nice, but come on. It's Alton Brown you want. You tend to rewind and rewatch scenes, (remember the sauna?) squee constantly, and say "Alton Brown is Good Eats" far more often than any person ever should. You're also probably pretty far into denial about the whole "married with kids" thing, and may even ignore your own significant other when Sexypants Good Eats is on. My suggestion: Let poor AB out of the closet and go tell your husband how much you love him. Wait--no, I meant your real husband!-- Huh? What are you going to do with-- Hey don't-- No! He said he WASN'T into vegetable bondage!-- Oh, bother.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 75% on knowledge You scored higher than 99% on fangirling You scored higher than 0% on resentment

Link: The Good Eats Watcher Personality Test written by Um_Ami on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test