Disoriented

It's so weird to be on holiday and at work at the same time. I feel like I'm living two different lives. One life by day - another by night. Maybe I'm a superhero....

Yea! More presents! I got yummy cookies from Sara yesterday and a beautiful card from ladylynx. Yea! Fun!

And I got a random visit from Philip last night. Or this morning, actually, at about 1:30 am. There was a knock on the door, and I'm lying in bed, thinking, "It's either Odis or Philip or someone trying to break in." I had decided that it was Odis, because Philip or a criminal would usually just have tried to come in first. But I was wrong. We talked for a little while, mostly about why I'm still in Denton. As if New Haven would be so much better. I'm trying to convince him to go to the club with me on Sunday night so that I don't have to go alone.

I got to check out Jupiter House - new coffeeshop on the square - with Mel this morning. It's very Denton, minus the usual haze of smoke. I like it. Two thumbs up.

I don't think my class likes me. Maybe they're picking up on my double life and they're suspicious. Maybe they're working with my arch nemesis. Maybe they're feeling as disoriented as I do.

In honor of our bar outing tonight

Got this from Margat and about peed myself laughing so hard. No wonder Tyrone stays away from the house when we're drinking.

What happens when you have...

1) nothing to do

2) a sharp knife

3) a large lime

4) a patient cat

5) too much tequila

6) and it's football season?

Answer