And there is HAIR on the phone!!!
Mar. 15th, 2007 01:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
coffeesnob318I was just about to type the real subject of the entry, when I looked over and (!!!) there is HAIR on the phone!
Not a big deal, you say? What's a little hair?
That's just it. It's no little bit of hair. It's four strands and a HAIRBALL!!! Someone left a freakin' hairball on the phone. Sure, it's dry, but still. That's revolting.
I'm just glad that I noticed now, before I had to answer the phone. Can you imagine?
phone - *rings*
self - *tears eyes away from screen while reaching for receiver* "SFT, this is..." *eyes see mass of hair on phone* "...HOLY SHIT!" *screeches in surprise*
other person - "Hello?" *is confused*
That's just not right.
Anyway...
I don't even remember what I was going to say. I am so traumatized by the hair. Come on, now, kids. I know you all live here, but this is still a place of business.
*shudders*
Not a big deal, you say? What's a little hair?
That's just it. It's no little bit of hair. It's four strands and a HAIRBALL!!! Someone left a freakin' hairball on the phone. Sure, it's dry, but still. That's revolting.
I'm just glad that I noticed now, before I had to answer the phone. Can you imagine?
phone - *rings*
self - *tears eyes away from screen while reaching for receiver* "SFT, this is..." *eyes see mass of hair on phone* "...HOLY SHIT!" *screeches in surprise*
other person - "Hello?" *is confused*
That's just not right.
Anyway...
I don't even remember what I was going to say. I am so traumatized by the hair. Come on, now, kids. I know you all live here, but this is still a place of business.
*shudders*
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