Asking twice does not change the answer

[coffeesnob318]

Dear Conference Guests,

The email clearly states: "Conference attendees may park in "R" parking."

That is what it said. Asking me a second time whether I'm sure that you can't park in the commuter lots will not change the fact that it said "R." One thing that I am sure of is that I can read.

Now, do I know for an absolute fact that they will ticket you if you park anywhere other than "R?" No. I cannot verify that. I'm not the police. I don't do the ticketing. If it were up to me, you could park anywhere you damn well please, because it's summer, so there's no parking shortage.

But it's not up to me. Therefore, it does you no good to argue with me. I have no little secret loopholes to let you in on. I'm just telling you what the email said.

Stop asking stupid questions, and get to your conference before you miss the pastry cart.

love,
coffeesnob

Comments

[nonnierms.livejournal.com]

mmmmm.......pastry.........

well, you know, you can take this as a sign of your supiority--after all, you can read and they, apparently, cannot........

[coffeesnob.livejournal.com]

Maybe if I'd printed the email out for them it would have been easier for them to grasp.

[nonnierms.livejournal.com]

only in their hands, dear, not in their heads......