Oh! Smallville!
Oct. 14th, 2005 04:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
coffeesnob318What you are about to read has more to do with my mood than the show, I'm sure. I was uber-sarcastic when I watched, and the feeling hasn't passed yet. Also, the attention span is on vacation today. Just FYI.
I started out purring when Clark was in bed. Then my purrs turned to "Ew. Ew? Ew! Ew!! Ew!!!" And before you knew it, I was waving my hand in the air, as if I could physically shake off the Clana. I don't care how "cute" it is. I don't have to like it. They can't make me. I did like the scene downstairs with the parents, though. Heh. It's funny because it's awkward.
So...does Lex just hang out at Lana's apartment now? Doesn't he have anything better to do? I mean, it's nice to see him (so very, very nice to see him...rawr), but ? What they're trying to do with the character is confusing to me. So I'll just look at him. That's good enough for me. Apparently, it will have to be.
OK, Chloe and Clark - you've seen too many dead people when you don't have a bigger reaction than that.
No matter what my opinion of Clark, I totally flipped out when he got shot. You just can't kill something that pretty. Frantic Chloe didn't help, either.
Whatever, Lana. You didn't even realize Clark was a real boy until Whitney left. Drama queen.
Heh. Lana killed him. Everything she touches dies.
For a genius, Gabriel sure does suck at tying knots. Chloe just slipped right out with no problem at all.
Clark. Riding (Nay - Straddling). A. Large. Phallic. Object. Clark + Missile = OTP.
How is he planning to explain to Lana that he's alive? Does he think she won't ask questions? He's really a selfish asshat.
Whom will they kill? Oh, let it be the Lana. Especially after she bitched at Lex for thinking THE SAME EXACT THING about Clark that, until very recently, she had always thought of him.
What am I saying? They'll never kill Lana. They'll kill Pa Kent. Because he's expendable. Because, you know, a guy's dad, whom he grew up with and confided in, who basically taught him most of what he knows about the world and the people in it (no wonder Clark's such an asshat), isn't really important to the story of the man he becomes. Not as much as his girlfriend. *blinks*
Next week! Yay! Fun!
I started out purring when Clark was in bed. Then my purrs turned to "Ew. Ew? Ew! Ew!! Ew!!!" And before you knew it, I was waving my hand in the air, as if I could physically shake off the Clana. I don't care how "cute" it is. I don't have to like it. They can't make me. I did like the scene downstairs with the parents, though. Heh. It's funny because it's awkward.
So...does Lex just hang out at Lana's apartment now? Doesn't he have anything better to do? I mean, it's nice to see him (so very, very nice to see him...rawr), but ? What they're trying to do with the character is confusing to me. So I'll just look at him. That's good enough for me. Apparently, it will have to be.
OK, Chloe and Clark - you've seen too many dead people when you don't have a bigger reaction than that.
No matter what my opinion of Clark, I totally flipped out when he got shot. You just can't kill something that pretty. Frantic Chloe didn't help, either.
Whatever, Lana. You didn't even realize Clark was a real boy until Whitney left. Drama queen.
Heh. Lana killed him. Everything she touches dies.
For a genius, Gabriel sure does suck at tying knots. Chloe just slipped right out with no problem at all.
Clark. Riding (Nay - Straddling). A. Large. Phallic. Object. Clark + Missile = OTP.
How is he planning to explain to Lana that he's alive? Does he think she won't ask questions? He's really a selfish asshat.
Whom will they kill? Oh, let it be the Lana. Especially after she bitched at Lex for thinking THE SAME EXACT THING about Clark that, until very recently, she had always thought of him.
What am I saying? They'll never kill Lana. They'll kill Pa Kent. Because he's expendable. Because, you know, a guy's dad, whom he grew up with and confided in, who basically taught him most of what he knows about the world and the people in it (no wonder Clark's such an asshat), isn't really important to the story of the man he becomes. Not as much as his girlfriend. *blinks*
Next week! Yay! Fun!
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Date: 2005-10-14 05:33 pm (UTC)*peels back multiple layers of sarcasm*
heh, I haven't even watched the ep. yet and i feel enthusiasticaly snarky about it already. That's good stuff.