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coffeesnob318Oh my. Stolen from a lot of people:
Write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Lex (Smallville)
2. Logan (Gilmore Girls)
3. Seth (OC)
4. House (uh..House)
5. Amy (Judging Amy)
6. Rory (Gilmore Girls)
7. Spike (Buffy)
8. Lorelei (Gilmore Girls)
9. Luke (Gilmore Girls)
10. Chloe (Smallville)
11. Ephram (sp? - Everwood)
12. Alan Shore (Boston Legal)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Rory/Ephram? That might be interesting. They've both got that awkward, brainy thing going on.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
House? Rawr. Yes. Jaded and sarcastic really work for me.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Alan Shore with Lorelei? Uh-oh. Luke would have to do a lot of fishing to work through that. And I hope Shore's vehicle has dent-resistant doors.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
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laurelqueen has written some. That's the only one I've read.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Aw! Yes! Rory and Logan - so cute! And I swear that I didn't plan that. I just wrote down characters as they came to me. Honest.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Amy with Luke? OK - scratch the fishing. That's how he can work through Alan Shore getting Lorelei pregnant.
Amy with Chloe? Well, they do have that whole "search for truth and justice" thing in common...
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Spike walks in on Logan and Alan Shore? *recovers from being quivering mass of goo* I have no words.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Seth/Chloe. Seth is passing through Smallville (don't ask me why. He just is. Willingly suspend your disbelief. This is Smallville we're talking about, after all. It doesn't have to make sense.) and decides to stop at the Talon (of course there's coffee in my fic - what did you expect?), where he meets Chloe. She is terribly frightened, because he looks a lot like that guy Justin that she dated back in the day. Sure, things levitated when they made out, and that was cool, but things went sour when he started killing people with his mind. After much coaxing and a vat of free coffee, Seth convinces Chloe to run away with him to the OC, promising all the drama and angst she can handle.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Lex/Lorelei. Odd. I don't think so.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Spike and Alan Shore? Heh, heh. "Can't harrass the willing?"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
House on Lex? Well, Lex does spend a lot of time in hospitals...there might be need of rubber gloves...
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I'm sure many of them have/do.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Logan/House/Amy. Wow. I hope not. :)
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Probably "Clark!" She's painfully predictable.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Eternal Flame by the Bangles. It would be sappy. Practically dripping with sweetness. It would be disgusting. People's teeth would ache afterward.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Lex/Rory/Alan Shore...NC-17...beware of overwhelming Lolita theme.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Can I buy you a cup of coffee?" Oh wait. That would be what Logan could use on me. Or, you know, "Hi" would work, too.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Drunk rich boys in bunny costumes spouting Proust
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Ephram on Luke? He'd have to be drunk. And a lot stronger. He might die a little.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Seth/Spike - That's easy. Spike.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
*collects pieces of exploded head* So..Lex and Luke are in a happy relationship until Luke suddenly runs off with House (wait - I thought Lex was the one with a thing for doctors...I'm so confused). Lex, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ephram (ew) and a brief unhappy affair with Alan Shore (as all affairs with Shore seem to be), then follows the wise advice of Amy and finds true love with Seth. Title - It's Raining Men. I think a lot of people on my flist would read it, if out of nothing more than morbid curiosity (yes, even you. Don't think I don't know). I have no idea who should write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Spike and Lorelei? Weird. And a little in need of a shower.
Write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Lex (Smallville)
2. Logan (Gilmore Girls)
3. Seth (OC)
4. House (uh..House)
5. Amy (Judging Amy)
6. Rory (Gilmore Girls)
7. Spike (Buffy)
8. Lorelei (Gilmore Girls)
9. Luke (Gilmore Girls)
10. Chloe (Smallville)
11. Ephram (sp? - Everwood)
12. Alan Shore (Boston Legal)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Rory/Ephram? That might be interesting. They've both got that awkward, brainy thing going on.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
House? Rawr. Yes. Jaded and sarcastic really work for me.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Alan Shore with Lorelei? Uh-oh. Luke would have to do a lot of fishing to work through that. And I hope Shore's vehicle has dent-resistant doors.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
laurelqueen has written some. That's the only one I've read.Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Aw! Yes! Rory and Logan - so cute! And I swear that I didn't plan that. I just wrote down characters as they came to me. Honest.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Amy with Luke? OK - scratch the fishing. That's how he can work through Alan Shore getting Lorelei pregnant.
Amy with Chloe? Well, they do have that whole "search for truth and justice" thing in common...
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Spike walks in on Logan and Alan Shore? *recovers from being quivering mass of goo* I have no words.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Seth/Chloe. Seth is passing through Smallville (don't ask me why. He just is. Willingly suspend your disbelief. This is Smallville we're talking about, after all. It doesn't have to make sense.) and decides to stop at the Talon (of course there's coffee in my fic - what did you expect?), where he meets Chloe. She is terribly frightened, because he looks a lot like that guy Justin that she dated back in the day. Sure, things levitated when they made out, and that was cool, but things went sour when he started killing people with his mind. After much coaxing and a vat of free coffee, Seth convinces Chloe to run away with him to the OC, promising all the drama and angst she can handle.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Lex/Lorelei. Odd. I don't think so.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Spike and Alan Shore? Heh, heh. "Can't harrass the willing?"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
House on Lex? Well, Lex does spend a lot of time in hospitals...there might be need of rubber gloves...
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I'm sure many of them have/do.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Logan/House/Amy. Wow. I hope not. :)
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Probably "Clark!" She's painfully predictable.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Eternal Flame by the Bangles. It would be sappy. Practically dripping with sweetness. It would be disgusting. People's teeth would ache afterward.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Lex/Rory/Alan Shore...NC-17...beware of overwhelming Lolita theme.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Can I buy you a cup of coffee?" Oh wait. That would be what Logan could use on me. Or, you know, "Hi" would work, too.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Drunk rich boys in bunny costumes spouting Proust
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Ephram on Luke? He'd have to be drunk. And a lot stronger. He might die a little.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Seth/Spike - That's easy. Spike.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
*collects pieces of exploded head* So..Lex and Luke are in a happy relationship until Luke suddenly runs off with House (wait - I thought Lex was the one with a thing for doctors...I'm so confused). Lex, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ephram (ew) and a brief unhappy affair with Alan Shore (as all affairs with Shore seem to be), then follows the wise advice of Amy and finds true love with Seth. Title - It's Raining Men. I think a lot of people on my flist would read it, if out of nothing more than morbid curiosity (yes, even you. Don't think I don't know). I have no idea who should write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Spike and Lorelei? Weird. And a little in need of a shower.
