*big cheesy grin*

[coffeesnob318]

Guess where I am?

*waits*

I am sitting at the desk at my new job. Third day, and I have been left in charge of the building for the afternoon. *maniacal very responsible laugh* However, I don't know many answers to many questions, so I'm pretty useless should anyone call. But I'm very friendly and a bit too eager to talk to them because I'm very alone in this building.

I've caught up with a bit of lj, but I think I'm just going to do my usual slacker thing of asking what you have been up to since we chatted last. So...how are you?

Ooh! Phone ringing! Oh. Wrong number. And he sounded frightened.

I am working on a massive "What I Did on My Summer Vacation"/books post. I'm sure you're sitting on the edge of your seat.

Ooh! Phone! Ah...I'm so smart. I could answer those questions. Until they asked about the coffee pot. Hmmm...it's not a hot plate, but most of them do have a hot surface...have to get back to her on that. I suppose it would not be acceptable for the front desk person to tell her that she should just sneak it in. She'd probably be mad if her coffee pot got confiscated because I fed her false information. I'd be mad...so she'll have to call back if she wants a real answer.

Perhaps it's a wee bit early in my employment to leave me alone in the building. *ponders*

Snagged from gradeafan -
So...I googled "Suzanne is" and here are my favorite results:
- Suzanne is a breeder of German Shepherd dogs, usually producing one litter per year.
- Suzanne is a beautiful young orphan who dances for coins in the street, and who is dominated by her Svengali-like guardian, who calls himself the Baron
- Suzanne is a linguist and her German is flawless.
- Suzanne is a wall decorative embroidered piece of cloth. The biggest Suzannes are 2-3 metres long and up to 2 meters wide.
- Suzanne is actually another version of the Eegee doll made with vinyl for her face and hard plastic body.
- Suzanne is a cozy two bedroom apartment sitting at the foot of a tiny medieval hill village known for the ruins of the Marquis de Sade’s chateau.
- Suzanne is Open to All Pilots and their guests.
- Suzanne is dynamic go-getter and a woman of many talents.
- Suzanne is Perfect, and won't tire of it
- Suzanne is the Korean Lucille Ball.

And these two cannot be denied:
"CoffeeSnob is offline and is laying on my bed with the puter."
"CoffeeSnob is a splendid one to behold."

Type at all of you later.

Comments

[rosebud81.livejournal.com]

Hi! Nice to see you back. And congrats on your job!

How did you do that google thing? I'm trying it and I can't do it! I must be doing something wrong.

[coffeesnob.livejournal.com]

I just put "Suzanne is" in quotes in the search box on google and hit enter.

[rosebud81.livejournal.com]

See, that's weird. I'm doing it and I just get normal search results. :S

[coffeesnob.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! That confused me, too. What you do is click on the cache link under each result, and it will take you to the page but highlight your name and the sentence that follows. That's where I got the sentences.

[rosebud81.livejournal.com]

Oh! Okay, cool thanks. I'll try that now. :)

[whispfeath.livejournal.com]

Congrats on the job! We all feel a bit silly when we're newbies ;P