coffeesnob318 | *jumps about*

The grades are in. The shows are watched. And now, for your clicking enjoyment:

Gilmore Girls, and why I really do NEED a cabana boy named Gregorio:

This week, I think the episode should be dedicated to Emily Gilmore. She said, "bitch fight," (sure, she was quoting Lorelai, but still), and she took great care in acquiring a boy toy. "Sponsoring a ballet dancer." Heh. I think I should become rich for many reasons, but this episode added one more to the list. I like Mikhail very much. Good choice.

Lukisms:
"I don't do toast humor."
"Do I look like Ebay?"
"There's no discount for direct butt-plopping."
"I shouldn't have gotten into a business that involves dealing with people."

I agree with Lorelai - Ranting!Luke is fun. Although I personally do not dislike the smell of Manhattan. I like that steam-on-pavement smell.

Kirkism:
*heh* "I know he wants the bone; I know there's going to be a complication getting the bone; but Marmaduke still cracks me up every time." I second his "heh," but for different reasons.

Good on the guy who plays Logan's dad on having similar mannerisms to Matt Czuchry (sp?). And speaking of Logan's dad - my, aren't we the Simon Cowell of journalism! I think I'll call him Simon from now on, since I can't ever seem to remember his actual name. *dons syrupy Paula Abdul-esque pep talk voice* Don't give up on your dream, Rory! You've gotten some criticism - now use it to grow! Don't let naysayers stand in your way! Where would Clay be today if he let negativity discourage him?! Press on!

*shakes it off* That was a mildly terrifying version of myself.

Rory should not see Logan when she's upset. *gasp* ~~Logan~~ Rory got ~~Rory~~ Logan in trouble! I'm so confused!

MTV Cribs visits the home of the Biggest Nerd in the World...and it was fantastic. Funniest thing ever (OK, I know I say that a lot, but I mean it this time. Honest.).

Tee hee:
- Neil Diamond shirt!
- Conversation with Clint Eastwood poster!
- Dancing and sliding on the floor!
- Ninja route into the kitchen!
- "Look at those guns." I'm sorry, I was distracted something else. Nice, um, jeans.
- Working out in heels - "If Mariah can do it, why the heck can't I?" Oh, how often I've said the exact same thing...
- "I am the Jedi master."
- "My mother's a genius."
- Flinging himself on the bean bags!
- Wow. He really does like his karaoke. And the image of him singing (of all things) a Wham! song with his friend Chris is forever etched into my memory.

And my favorite part: THE VAN! More specifically, how excited like a little kid with a new, shiny toy he was about the remote start. That made me laugh and laugh.

Smallville:

Despite some nice MR action with the open shirt, this episode blew.

I won’t go into what I disliked. But here is what I liked:

When Lionel said "Oedipal bonds," I heard, "Edible bonds." That inspired some amusing mental pictures.

*crickets chirp: tumbleweeds roll*

Yep. That was it. Oh, and the nice, crisp sound the breaking glass people made. Good times. I’m almost relieved that next week is the last of the season.