Holy. Crap.
May. 20th, 2004 12:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
coffeesnob318I love this show.
I hate this show.
I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
Or, as I prefer to call it...
Oh my God, they killed Chloe! You bastards!
Tell me they didn't. Tell me that Devil Dad didn't poison Lex. Tell me that I didn't actually like Lana (and her JBF hair) in this episode. Tell me they didn't shave the MB's head - oh wait, I liked that part. Now he looks like the serial killer he is.
Clark. Blech. Stupid alien freak (tm). At least we know that his penchant for non-truth is biological. Jor-El is the Kryptonian Magnificent Bastard.
I love Lex. I hope they don't do the whole the-real-Lex-dies-and-EvilCloneLex-replaces-him bit. Really, writers - you're better than that.
Heh, heh. Lex is hilarious. "This might have been more effective is you had a string quartet in the corner..." LMAO. My first thought when he said that, though, was "He DOES have music in the background." Then I realized that only we can hear that. *looks down at feet as she shuffles them*
And damn, he has nice hands. *purrs; rolls around in it*
I just wish he would stop doing that Cabbage Patch thing with his mouth. He has such a lovely mouth - why must he abuse it so?
Woo hoo! Attack of the Pent-up Frustration Martha! I love her so much. Why would he keep it a secret, she asked? Because he's Bo Kent - man's man - talking, walking stereotype - and he thinks he's a friggin' island. Don't get me started.
hee hee..."super shuttle." I almost expected Clark to produce a cape out of nowhere, whisk Lana up in his arms, and fly her to the airport.
OK, I know I'm a shipper, so I'm biased, but if there was ever a time for the writers to cash in on the Clex, the CoCK scene would have been it. "Clark, I'm in love with you," would have freaked him out so much that he would have been too confused to be angry. I know that they don't want to go there, but would it have hurt them so much to a) give us a little hope for redemption and b) given us something solid to squeal over during the long, long, L-O-N-G summer hiatus? They could pass it off as just one more little "lie" one of them told the other to save his ass. *snickers* I'm just saying...
And I know Lex is smart, so I'm confused. Last time he crossed Devil Dad, he was drugged via his scotch. So what's the first thing he does when he gets home from a hard day of sending his father to prison for what's left of his life? Has. Scotch. DD even gave him a hint - "the devil's in the details." Not his brightest moment.
So I'll go with this - Chloe escapes miraculously, Lex meant to drink the poison, and Clark will triumph over his father, thus breaking the obvious spell he has over him that's causing him to be a royal jackass.
I hate this show.
I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
Or, as I prefer to call it...
Oh my God, they killed Chloe! You bastards!
Tell me they didn't. Tell me that Devil Dad didn't poison Lex. Tell me that I didn't actually like Lana (and her JBF hair) in this episode. Tell me they didn't shave the MB's head - oh wait, I liked that part. Now he looks like the serial killer he is.
Clark. Blech. Stupid alien freak (tm). At least we know that his penchant for non-truth is biological. Jor-El is the Kryptonian Magnificent Bastard.
I love Lex. I hope they don't do the whole the-real-Lex-dies-and-EvilCloneLex-replaces-him bit. Really, writers - you're better than that.
Heh, heh. Lex is hilarious. "This might have been more effective is you had a string quartet in the corner..." LMAO. My first thought when he said that, though, was "He DOES have music in the background." Then I realized that only we can hear that. *looks down at feet as she shuffles them*
And damn, he has nice hands. *purrs; rolls around in it*
I just wish he would stop doing that Cabbage Patch thing with his mouth. He has such a lovely mouth - why must he abuse it so?
Woo hoo! Attack of the Pent-up Frustration Martha! I love her so much. Why would he keep it a secret, she asked? Because he's Bo Kent - man's man - talking, walking stereotype - and he thinks he's a friggin' island. Don't get me started.
hee hee..."super shuttle." I almost expected Clark to produce a cape out of nowhere, whisk Lana up in his arms, and fly her to the airport.
OK, I know I'm a shipper, so I'm biased, but if there was ever a time for the writers to cash in on the Clex, the CoCK scene would have been it. "Clark, I'm in love with you," would have freaked him out so much that he would have been too confused to be angry. I know that they don't want to go there, but would it have hurt them so much to a) give us a little hope for redemption and b) given us something solid to squeal over during the long, long, L-O-N-G summer hiatus? They could pass it off as just one more little "lie" one of them told the other to save his ass. *snickers* I'm just saying...
And I know Lex is smart, so I'm confused. Last time he crossed Devil Dad, he was drugged via his scotch. So what's the first thing he does when he gets home from a hard day of sending his father to prison for what's left of his life? Has. Scotch. DD even gave him a hint - "the devil's in the details." Not his brightest moment.
So I'll go with this - Chloe escapes miraculously, Lex meant to drink the poison, and Clark will triumph over his father, thus breaking the obvious spell he has over him that's causing him to be a royal jackass.
