Let me entertain you
Mar. 12th, 2004 01:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
coffeesnob318*stretches as she sips impossibly large cup of coffee* I think it's actually supposed to be a beer stein.
Well, this is Day 2 of the glorious 5-day weekend I am enjoying. It's my consolation prize for not having a real spring break, I guess. I have grand plans to go to Victoria's Secret later and to pay a couple of bills online. Other than that, it's just lazy day for me and my mammoth cup of coffee. Might as well enjoy it while it lasts.
Mom and Dad come in tomorrow, right as Tammy and Michelle are flying out to Boston to see Hope (psst...hope...I have shoes for you). So I get them all to myself! Bwahahaha!
Check out the lovely tori icon that![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rhiannonhero made. I love Tori. Maybe I listen to her later.
Armadillo lovers everywhere will appreciate this - scroll down to the third one - http://www.vixensandangels.com/Item.cfm?Brand=28&CFID=134472&CFTOKEN=9461855
Got this from Margat - try it. This is amazing .... and it's going to drive you crazy! While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot circles will instantly change direction, and there's nothing you can do to prevent it.
Maddening, isn't it? It took me 20 minutes to succeed, but I still had to focus and do it really slowly. Ah, the exciting life that I lead.
Here are a couple of memes to entertain/annoy you.
If you call me coffeesnob, you are either someone whom I met online, my first college roommate Angie, or my preacher, Jim...which, I gotta say, weirds me out a little bit, but in an amusing way.
If you call me coffee, you are probably someone I met at the MRMB, or you met me through someone I met at the MRMB.
If you call me Suzanne in a normal voice, you are probably someone I've met ftf.
If you call me Suzanne in that really gruff, just-rolled-out-of-bed voice, you are probably that student from last semester that I found so incredibly disarming. A little flattery would get you just about anywhere. Maybe it's a good thing that you never emailed me back.
If you call me coffeeSuzanne, you are probablyravenluvslex, sitting in the front row of my class, trying to remember to call me by my real name.
If you call me suz, you are probably someone I email a lot.
If you call me Utzanne, you are probably Margat, or one of the kids I used to work with at daycare.
If you call me Ta-suzanne, you are probably my mom or an aunt, trying to remember which one of us you're addressing.
If you call me My Sister, you are probably, well, my sister.
If you call me Suzie, you are probably extended family ornonnierms.
If you call me "Wake up, little Suzie," you are probably my daddy, you are probably singing, it's probably early, and I am probably not caffeinated enough to find it amusing. Seriously despise that song.
If you call me Suzie Q, you'd better run. Unless, of course, you're my granddad, back from the grave. Or you're a guy I went to high school with, and even then, the full title is "Suzie Q, baby I love you," and you'd better sing it.
If you call me Ol' Susanna, you are probably my high school geometry teacher, thinking you're clever. And again with the singing!
If you call me Princess, you are probably my friend Stephanie or just smart enough to recognize my royal nature.
If you call me Princess Suzanne, you are probably just sucking up to me. Stop it. It won't work.
If you call me bitch, you are probably one of my students who is failing my class because of a faulty sense of entitlement and/or complete idiocy.
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Now join me in fantasyland, where there are no consequences and no pesky, associated hurt feelings, as I play the "Top Ten Fictional Characters I Wouldn't Mind Having Sex With" Game. I think I even managed to list them in order of preference.
1. Lex Luthor. Rawr. So much mansion, so little time.
2. Johnny Depp's character in Chocolat. Holy truffles, that man's sexy.
3. Brad Pitt's character in Thelma and Louise...or Ocean's Eleven...or, hell, just about anything he's ever done.
4. Jess on Gilmore Girls. Not only is he Milo Ventimiglia - yum - but also, I'd just like to have an opportunity to knock him down a notch, on Rory's behalf. What better way to do that than when he's naked?
5. Adam from Smallville. I secondchicklet73's observation of Piano Man's prowess with his hands.
6. OK, I'll say it. Clark. Again with the hand thing.
7. Flash. Sure, he's probably too quick, but his voice alone is enough to, well, you know.
8. Can I say Hudson? That reminds me...gotta go back home to get my VS card.
9. Ephram on Everwood. Little underage woobie. If Madison can do him, so can I.
10. Pippin. *loves that adorable little hobbit* He would never call me short. There would be preliminary shaving and manicuring involved, though.
Why is there no "caffeinated" option under mood? *spins about*
Well, this is Day 2 of the glorious 5-day weekend I am enjoying. It's my consolation prize for not having a real spring break, I guess. I have grand plans to go to Victoria's Secret later and to pay a couple of bills online. Other than that, it's just lazy day for me and my mammoth cup of coffee. Might as well enjoy it while it lasts.
Mom and Dad come in tomorrow, right as Tammy and Michelle are flying out to Boston to see Hope (psst...hope...I have shoes for you). So I get them all to myself! Bwahahaha!
Check out the lovely tori icon that
rhiannonhero made. I love Tori. Maybe I listen to her later.Armadillo lovers everywhere will appreciate this - scroll down to the third one - http://www.vixensandangels.com/Item.cfm?Brand=28&CFID=134472&CFTOKEN=9461855
Got this from Margat - try it. This is amazing .... and it's going to drive you crazy! While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot circles will instantly change direction, and there's nothing you can do to prevent it.
Maddening, isn't it? It took me 20 minutes to succeed, but I still had to focus and do it really slowly. Ah, the exciting life that I lead.
Here are a couple of memes to entertain/annoy you.
If you call me coffeesnob, you are either someone whom I met online, my first college roommate Angie, or my preacher, Jim...which, I gotta say, weirds me out a little bit, but in an amusing way.
If you call me coffee, you are probably someone I met at the MRMB, or you met me through someone I met at the MRMB.
If you call me Suzanne in a normal voice, you are probably someone I've met ftf.
If you call me Suzanne in that really gruff, just-rolled-out-of-bed voice, you are probably that student from last semester that I found so incredibly disarming. A little flattery would get you just about anywhere. Maybe it's a good thing that you never emailed me back.
If you call me coffeeSuzanne, you are probably
ravenluvslex, sitting in the front row of my class, trying to remember to call me by my real name.If you call me suz, you are probably someone I email a lot.
If you call me Utzanne, you are probably Margat, or one of the kids I used to work with at daycare.
If you call me Ta-suzanne, you are probably my mom or an aunt, trying to remember which one of us you're addressing.
If you call me My Sister, you are probably, well, my sister.
If you call me Suzie, you are probably extended family or
nonnierms.If you call me "Wake up, little Suzie," you are probably my daddy, you are probably singing, it's probably early, and I am probably not caffeinated enough to find it amusing. Seriously despise that song.
If you call me Suzie Q, you'd better run. Unless, of course, you're my granddad, back from the grave. Or you're a guy I went to high school with, and even then, the full title is "Suzie Q, baby I love you," and you'd better sing it.
If you call me Ol' Susanna, you are probably my high school geometry teacher, thinking you're clever. And again with the singing!
If you call me Princess, you are probably my friend Stephanie or just smart enough to recognize my royal nature.
If you call me Princess Suzanne, you are probably just sucking up to me. Stop it. It won't work.
If you call me bitch, you are probably one of my students who is failing my class because of a faulty sense of entitlement and/or complete idiocy.
*********
Now join me in fantasyland, where there are no consequences and no pesky, associated hurt feelings, as I play the "Top Ten Fictional Characters I Wouldn't Mind Having Sex With" Game. I think I even managed to list them in order of preference.
1. Lex Luthor. Rawr. So much mansion, so little time.
2. Johnny Depp's character in Chocolat. Holy truffles, that man's sexy.
3. Brad Pitt's character in Thelma and Louise...or Ocean's Eleven...or, hell, just about anything he's ever done.
4. Jess on Gilmore Girls. Not only is he Milo Ventimiglia - yum - but also, I'd just like to have an opportunity to knock him down a notch, on Rory's behalf. What better way to do that than when he's naked?
5. Adam from Smallville. I second
chicklet73's observation of Piano Man's prowess with his hands.6. OK, I'll say it. Clark. Again with the hand thing.
7. Flash. Sure, he's probably too quick, but his voice alone is enough to, well, you know.
8. Can I say Hudson? That reminds me...gotta go back home to get my VS card.
9. Ephram on Everwood. Little underage woobie. If Madison can do him, so can I.
10. Pippin. *loves that adorable little hobbit* He would never call me short. There would be preliminary shaving and manicuring involved, though.
Why is there no "caffeinated" option under mood? *spins about*
