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[coffeesnob318]

LMAO - big surprise - my battle cry is dirty. Stolen from rhiannonhero

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, skulking over the fields! It is Coffeesnob, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low cry, her voice cometh: "I'm going to fuck you until you smell like barbeque, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

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WHY would they smell like barbecue? Wait...don't answer that! *blushes; runs away*

And, for those of us *cough*me*cough* who are unfamiliar with 15th/16th century weaponry, a halberd (also known as a halbert), according to dictionary.com, is "A weapon of the 15th and 16th centuries having an axlike blade and a steel spike mounted on the end of a long shaft."

Ouch. That would hurt.

And heh, heh. It said shaft.

I know, I'm a child.

Comments

[nonnierms.livejournal.com]

*heh heh-ing along with coffee*

"I know, I'm a child." yeah, me, too :p

[chicklet73.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee!

A dirty battle cry and a naughty weapon. *snicker*

I'm not sure I want to consider the BBQ thing too much, though.

[coffeesnob.livejournal.com]

Yes....some things are best left alone. Especially when they involve sauces.