Fun with idiots

[coffeesnob318]

If you're interested, my friend tjbrown1978 posted a great example of what happens when stupid people learn to write. I laughed until I cried and then laughed some more.

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[nonnierms.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO

oh my. I wish I'd had that when i was teaching. man, that would have been a great example to use when we did the section on letters to the editor!!

[bubbles79.livejournal.com]

Coffee, you crack me up. Your comment was even funnier than the letter itself. My head is about to explode from trying not to laugh out loud.

[nonnierms.livejournal.com]

nice thing about being at home--I could laugh all I wanted to LOL

[chicklet73.livejournal.com]

Aides? Aides?

*laughs self out of chair*

Oh good grief!

[ishtar127a.livejournal.com]

I sort of like the comment on how he has never had sex with a man, "and neither has my wife." **Tries very hard to keep her face straight.**

[nonnierms.livejournal.com]

*snerk* I'm not even trying

[chocogirl.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious... Good thing I'm home with no one around to cast strange stares in my direction with me giggling like crazy...

[gradeafan.livejournal.com]

Honey, this was the funniest shit I've read in a while!! Thanks so much for pointing it out.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL....Bate-Bait-Bate-Bait??????

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[coffeesnob.livejournal.com]

C&P because I'm lazy.

Stupid people CAN funny sometimes.
Observe this article from a GLBT paper in Louisville, KY (I copied this article as written-errors and all):

Editor's Note: The following item is reprinted from a past issue of The Lavender Network Newspaper. One of the joys of working for a gay newspaper or organization is getting to read homophobic hate mail. The following piece includes various snippets in a letter form here are some of the best (or worst?) of thinking from the Bevises and Buttheads of the biblically impaired:

Dear Faggots, Dikes, Soddomites, Lesbians, and Queer Bates:

I recently came across your address in a magazine I was reading and a plea for donations to support your perversions caught my eye. Their is no excuse for you. Your all sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick. Gays aare barf-inducing because you know what they do in private. Sex organs are not very sanitarilly clean. Regardless of a man's ability as an artist, dress designer, or choreographer (three favorite professions I'm sure) the bottom line is that he enjoys [a long, explicit and obviously well-researched description of gay male sex]. I'm sure that lesbians engage in similar disgusting acts [no description: they still can't figure out what we do in bed!].
Who is Barry Goldwater compared to God? Check the following versus of scripture: Genises, Romens, Leviticals, and Profits. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. The Bible makes it clear that Jesus prefered straight men. That is why God sent you Aides. In our day Aids were helpers in the principal office.
The homophiles are nothing short of a hatred spreading group that has joined forces with the KKK, and the brown shirters, and the antisemetics. Homos have no right to teach in our public schools. You just want to pray on our children and lead them in a stray. There isn't a homosexual alive who fought and died for his country like we did.
My wife is not a lesbian and neither is my son. I've never had sex with a man and neither has my wife. I hope that your campaigning for homosexuals is due to your being unknoweable rather than you thinking the things they do are just 'sexual preference.' Keep your sexual perversions to yourself and I'll keep my sexual perversions to myself.
I also challenge the word "homophobic" as fear of hobosexuals. I'm not homophobic-I have no fear of your type, only contempt. And now you have homophobiato wave around just like the jews have antisemenic. So let's just get rid of the word homophobia: How about "Homo-Blyiccch" (gag, choke, vomit)? Sure, you can call me homophobic if you like but I know what's right and what's wrong. When all you perverts are in hell it will be a much better place.
I am curious about how you got our name. I suppose that's a secret you'll keep buried in your bosom. I do not incourage anyone likely to place me on your mailing list to get more such weird offers. I demand that you remove me from your rooster!
[Signed]
Satan
Hell Fire Lane
Hell, Inc.

[coffeesnob.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO. I just don't know where to begin. There are tears streaming down my face. Bless you for this hilarity. Stupid people really can be funny.

Sex organs are not very sanitarilly clean. Can I get an EWWWW and suggest that this person take a bath every once in a while?

the bottom line I wonder if this pun was intended. Sorry. Just couldn't resist.

Genises What is that? The book marking the beginning of penises? "And God made the penis, and behold, it was very good."

Romens "I like my scripture like I likes my mens - misspelled and horribly misused."

Leviticals Now that just sounds dirty. Don't believe me? Say it out loud, but not around people who blush easily.

Profits Hey now - that's illegal. Except in Las Vegas.

The Bible makes it clear that Jesus prefered straight men. Preferred for...what?

That is why God sent you Aides. Helpers? To assist in being straight? How exactly would one do that?

You just want to pray on our children I don't think being "on" a child counts as prayer. That's a whole different animal altogether.

There isn't a homosexual alive who fought and died for his country like we did. I think that this is, quite possibly, my favorite sentence. Um...there is no one alive who fought and died, straight or gay. They're...uh...dead.

I've never had sex with a man and neither has my wife. So, that makes him a lesbian? I'm so confused...

and I'll keep my sexual perversions to myself Yes. Please. Especially if they're more perverse than the animal love he refers to at the end of the letter.

hobosexuals People who only have sex with vagabond train hoppers?

homophobiato Great. Now I'm singing "homophobiato, Mr. Roboto." Try getting that out of your head.

When all you perverts are in hell it will be a much better place. Aw, what a nice compliment!

I am curious about how you got our name. I suppose that's a secret you'll keep buried in your bosom. There are so many images swarming around in my head. What's that in my bosom, and how the hell did it get there?!

I demand that you remove me from your rooster! Whoa - TMI, man. I thought he promised to keep his sexual perversions to himself? He got himself into the rooster; he can get himself out.

Ah! It was written by Satan. Well, that explains the blatant misuse of scripture.

All for legalizing Permits-to-Breed, raise your hand! I weep for our gene pool.