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coffeesnob318Girl playing ping pong -
The "the sun was in my eyes" joke was only marginally funny the first time you said it. Just because the guy pity-laughed because he wants to sleep with you doesn't mean you should repeat it fourteen times. You're not Pavlov's dog. Rise above the conditioning.
Guys playing the baseball video game -
When I said, "I understand why this is exciting," what I meant was "What is wrong with you people that you find this interesting in any way?" Also, you are not actually at a ballpark, so the next time you scream, "Come on! Jesus!" like a banshee, you better be praying. Otherwise, stop screeching in my lobby.
People running upstairs -
Stop it. Stop it immediately.
Resident who borrowed the saucepan to make Ramen -
Please don't hand in a wet pan. I appreciate that you washed it (and by "appreciate" I mean "I will only check it back in if you do."), but washing is only half the job. There are towels. Just right there. *points to kitchen area* Use them.
Resident perched at the front desk -
It's not really "keeping me company" if you don't include me in the conversation.
The "the sun was in my eyes" joke was only marginally funny the first time you said it. Just because the guy pity-laughed because he wants to sleep with you doesn't mean you should repeat it fourteen times. You're not Pavlov's dog. Rise above the conditioning.
Guys playing the baseball video game -
When I said, "I understand why this is exciting," what I meant was "What is wrong with you people that you find this interesting in any way?" Also, you are not actually at a ballpark, so the next time you scream, "Come on! Jesus!" like a banshee, you better be praying. Otherwise, stop screeching in my lobby.
People running upstairs -
Stop it. Stop it immediately.
Resident who borrowed the saucepan to make Ramen -
Please don't hand in a wet pan. I appreciate that you washed it (and by "appreciate" I mean "I will only check it back in if you do."), but washing is only half the job. There are towels. Just right there. *points to kitchen area* Use them.
Resident perched at the front desk -
It's not really "keeping me company" if you don't include me in the conversation.
