Why, yes - I am a sexy bitch.

mmm...Johnny Depp. Rawr, indeed.

You Are Sam From "Benny & Joon." You are very talented at physical comedy. People are in awe of your abilities. However, you have many quirks which can either win people over or completely annoy them. But you're a sweetheart through and through, and it's hard not to love you.

Take The Johnny Depp Quiz!


I knew it. I kept telling myself, "No, don't pick that answer - you'll be Sam!" I guess Sam's ok. Sam's good people.

About the ones "we" chose

1. Smallville last night. First reaction to the one chosen by the fans - c'mon, people. The pilot? Really? How many times have they shown this one? I suppose next week is Nicodemus?

Second and final reaction - All chagrin faded as The Calling's Unstoppable combined with the roar of Lex's engine *gets distracted for a moment* and my heart pitter-pattered as I anxiously awaited atop the edge of my seat, squealing, "Lex! Clark! They're playing your song!" for what I knew was to come. Then I watched, breathless, as Lex and Clark shared their first kiss. *sighs happily*

2. I know I usually don't post political messages, but this one was too fun to pass up. And since they blocked tjbrown1978 from posting at work (bastards!), I'll share it in his absence.

This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

(Pass this on. Help cure mad Cowboy disease in the next election!)