Being godmother is fun!

Squee!!!!! I got to hear Micah for the first time last night. I called to give Margat a number, and I heard him whimper. Or coo. Or yawn really loudly. Regardless of what it was, it was quite possibly the most precious sound I have ever heard. Better than the coffee pot brewing. Better than the beginning of a rainstorm. Even better than Lex spouting poetry. It makes me want to hop on a plane. It also makes me want to buy him things. I may just go broke.

Her description of how beautiful he is didn't help, either. Gotsta see that baby!!! They're sending pictures later in the week - I'll post them when I get them.

What I've Learned

LMAO. Just got this from T.J. I'd give credit to the author, but I don't know who the author is. But enjoy anyway!

As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

Just killing time

When I have three windows open at a time, and my friends page is one of them, it says, "coffeesnob's friend." Like I only have one. I found that amusing. Laugh, damnit.

I am so bored.

And how am I going to be able to concentrate in class when I know that, just 5 short miles away, there is a new Smallville, waiting - just for me - in my VCR?

And is it just as codependent and pathetic to check email 20 times in one day, hoping that Someone Special will email, than it is to wait by the phone for said person to call? Please say it isn't....because that's been way too big a part of my day to be pathetic. I need another hobby.

*stares at the clock, willing the hands to move more quickly*