How many times can a brain explode in one evening?

[coffeesnob318]

House:

I loved the scene on the bike. He's a big kid.

Um, Wilson? That House looks good unshaved isn't a lie.

Boston Legal:

"You strayed with livestock? You sleep with one cow..." LMAO. And ew.

Holy crap. He shot his client in the knees. I can't say it wasn't satisfying.

Gilmore Girls:

Lukisms -
"I need a beer." I included this one because I concur. I need a beer, too.
"Kids usually talk but they don't say anything - you know? They just kinda yammer so if you don't find them cute they're just boring."
"You're being cruel to Babette, and you're going to rot in hell."
"They ate some dirt; you fed it to them."

And now for the explosion:

Damn. Drunk Logan = *yawn* And Asshat!Logan = well, asshat. Which means...I liked Jess (whom I despise, abhor, detest, loathe, etc.) better than Logan in this episode. Jess was reasonable compared to Logan. Jess was the good guy here. Not even Logan's Superman comment could save him. Where is the Logan that I loved? Why did he get all domesticated? Why did Jess have to write a book and suddenly be all responsible and worthwhile? Why did he have to say something witty and biting like "You seem obsessed with length," and make me laugh? Why, God, why?!?! *world explodes* *is traumatized* *rocks in corner*

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[(Anonymous)]

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[coffeesnob.livejournal.com]

Hi, random anonymous poster. ?

Actually, that's a full-time version of the job I just quit. Except it's on a campus that is farther from my house. We're looking at an hour and a half commute there. I think I'm going to pass.

[nonnierms.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* I missed House WAHHHHHH! We were out and the stupid remote for the VCR only partially works--the key that lets me set it to tape things? One of the non-working ones :\ So we got the VCR going to tape GG while we were gone but no House :(

GG. This is the first time I've liked Jess. I find myself hoping she'll dump Logan and date Jess gain. I don't like Jess. Why did they make me like Jess?!? Grrrr. I think, though, that what I'd like best is for Rory to wake up, leave Grandma, leave Logan, go home and pull her life together. Take time off from the whole boyfriend thing and find out who SHE is, not who her boyfriends want/need her to be.

[coffeesnob.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm all about Rory going back home and hanging out with the mom for the rest of the semester, sans boys. And then getting her ass back to Yale in the spring. That would be great for her.

I'm saving House for Sam while she's in New Zealand. I could save it for you afterwards. Of course, I'm not sure you want to wait until January to see this one episode.

[nonnierms.livejournal.com]

I wanna see them all! :p no matter how long it takes :p

[sevinish.livejournal.com]

Everything that came out of Jess' mouth after he stormed out of the resturant was so fucking spot on, even thought it was repetive and badly acted..I was screaming "YES YES YES!" at the TV. I also suddenly remembered why I hated Logan..he's a rich snob.
WTF was Emily doing with the grounding and all that bullshit? Lorelai was so fucking right when she told (who? I can't remember) that all they were trying to do was make Rory their do-over. Emily sorta outted that when she said "Just wait til your father gets home!"
Oh..and I was totally crying for Paul Anka. :|

[coffeesnob.livejournal.com]

Aw. Poor Paul Anka. He's so moody.

My head is still reeling from agreeing with Jess. *gets dizzy* I think I should lie down.