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gradeafan!!! In honor of this momentous occasion, I spent a sizable yet enjoyable part of the weekend compiling the following list. Some are quirkier than others, but all quintessetially Luke Danes. Enjoy!
Lukisms of Yore:
"I think it might be the first time sixty people all lost their train of thought at the same time."
"I should get rid of the place, make them all strap on a feed bag, make them wear bells, enter them in the county fair."
"Have you checked underneath that thing on your head?" (referring to Taylor's new toupee)
"This is my place - I shouldn't have to limbo!"
"Only when poked with a stick..."
"I have been tying my own shoes since I was four."
"You can't just walk past and ignore that the snow is up to your ass!"
"Just stand back so the lightening only strikes you."
"If you have a big one, you don't need a small one." (one of my personal faves, especially since it was followed by...)
"Don't say 'dirty' - it's too easy."
"Violent pencil tossing usually signals the need for pie."
"I'm always employee of the month! I'm employee of the year, of the century, of the universe!" (wouldn't he make a lovely superhero?)
"Nobody misses a loser."
"So...the look is a choice?"
"Here I am...to discuss what is to be done about the hubble."
"If you get the big bottle, it usually comes with a gift bag and a soap on a rope."
"If you're still active after four hours, you should call a damn doctor!"
"You defended yourself with an ottoman."
And, from one of my personal all-time favorite Luke episodes (the one where he found out Nicole was sleeping with someone else), I end with a little collection (a grand finale, if you please) that I like to call the Sock-isms:
"I am not wearing my socks."
"I am wearing someone else's socks."
"Hey, if there's one thing in this life that I'm sure about, it's my socks."
"He is the owner of the socks."
"I don't know what she and the Sock Man saw."
"Lying piece of sockless garbage!!"
gradeafan!!! In honor of this momentous occasion, I spent a sizable yet enjoyable part of the weekend compiling the following list. Some are quirkier than others, but all quintessetially Luke Danes. Enjoy!Lukisms of Yore:
"I think it might be the first time sixty people all lost their train of thought at the same time."
"I should get rid of the place, make them all strap on a feed bag, make them wear bells, enter them in the county fair."
"Have you checked underneath that thing on your head?" (referring to Taylor's new toupee)
"This is my place - I shouldn't have to limbo!"
"Only when poked with a stick..."
"I have been tying my own shoes since I was four."
"You can't just walk past and ignore that the snow is up to your ass!"
"Just stand back so the lightening only strikes you."
"If you have a big one, you don't need a small one." (one of my personal faves, especially since it was followed by...)
"Don't say 'dirty' - it's too easy."
"Violent pencil tossing usually signals the need for pie."
"I'm always employee of the month! I'm employee of the year, of the century, of the universe!" (wouldn't he make a lovely superhero?)
"Nobody misses a loser."
"So...the look is a choice?"
"Here I am...to discuss what is to be done about the hubble."
"If you get the big bottle, it usually comes with a gift bag and a soap on a rope."
"If you're still active after four hours, you should call a damn doctor!"
"You defended yourself with an ottoman."
And, from one of my personal all-time favorite Luke episodes (the one where he found out Nicole was sleeping with someone else), I end with a little collection (a grand finale, if you please) that I like to call the Sock-isms:
"I am not wearing my socks."
"I am wearing someone else's socks."
"Hey, if there's one thing in this life that I'm sure about, it's my socks."
"He is the owner of the socks."
"I don't know what she and the Sock Man saw."
"Lying piece of sockless garbage!!"
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Date: 2004-10-18 06:36 pm (UTC)As for the Luke-isms. Who the hell are you talking about?
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Date: 2004-10-20 04:11 pm (UTC)Thanks Suz!!
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