No more lies, trickery and deceit
Oct. 7th, 2003 05:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
coffeesnob318Lest you pass out from holding your breath -
1. I am trained to be a lifeguard.
True. I love the water. I especially love swimming because it doesn't feel like exercise and I don't notice that I'm sweating.
2. I've never gotten a job that I actually applied for.
True. I've pretty much fallen into all my jobs, either by referral or just by being in the right place at the right time. Any time I fill out an application for any other purpose than "well, we just need to have one on file," I haven't gotten the job. I suppose I'm not that impressive on paper.
3. Regardless of how organized I am, I struggle every morning to find my keys.
Yes, it's true (regardless of the size and beauty of the keychain, g). I think the little blue men take them. Damn gnomes.
4. My favorite way to spend an afternoon is outside reading at the park.
This is the untruth. I'm not really an outside sort of girl. If I am outside, I am usually doing something active like running or walking a dog. I get too distracted if I have to do something that requires focus.
5. I despise going to museums.
With the fire of a thousand suns. I find them amusing for the first 30 minutes - then I'm ready to go.
1. I am trained to be a lifeguard.
True. I love the water. I especially love swimming because it doesn't feel like exercise and I don't notice that I'm sweating.
2. I've never gotten a job that I actually applied for.
True. I've pretty much fallen into all my jobs, either by referral or just by being in the right place at the right time. Any time I fill out an application for any other purpose than "well, we just need to have one on file," I haven't gotten the job. I suppose I'm not that impressive on paper.
3. Regardless of how organized I am, I struggle every morning to find my keys.
Yes, it's true (regardless of the size and beauty of the keychain, g). I think the little blue men take them. Damn gnomes.
4. My favorite way to spend an afternoon is outside reading at the park.
This is the untruth. I'm not really an outside sort of girl. If I am outside, I am usually doing something active like running or walking a dog. I get too distracted if I have to do something that requires focus.
5. I despise going to museums.
With the fire of a thousand suns. I find them amusing for the first 30 minutes - then I'm ready to go.
