Apr. 13th, 2011

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suzterry
*sigh*
Staff person:
"You should be a relationship counselor."
No.
I really shouldn't
IReadRomanceNvls
No, definitely not
suzterry
I would be depressed and cynical all the time
And then some bastard who had fucked their relationship up beyond repair would get frustrated and say something stupid like, "How would you know? You can't even have a relationship that works of your own!"
And I would be forced to murder them.
It would just end badly
I know it.
IReadRomanceNvls
*nods*
Although, I think you'd get off in that trial.
suzterry
Not in Texas
IReadRomanceNvls
You would have been justified.
suzterry
They love to kill people here.
I'd have to move to Oregon or some place
I could do that.
I like Portland
IReadRomanceNvls
...
suzterry
Or, at least, I like the idea of Portland
IReadRomanceNvls
Why are you gonna move away from me?
We haven't talked about this.
suzterry
But it seems an awfully long way to go to do something I don't want to do.
IReadRomanceNvls
I don't like this.
suzterry
I'm not.
Settle down.
I'd clearly ask you to come with me.
We would talk about it.
I would need an assistant
Becuase you know I would make a pile of money doing it
IReadRomanceNvls
Good grief!
suzterry
Right up until the murdering part where I went to prison.
IReadRomanceNvls
Don't spring things like this on me like this!
Well, I'd be right by your side in prison
As I helped hide the body
suzterry
Good good.
It would be helpful to go in with my gf
Let the ladies know I'm taken.
IReadRomanceNvls
*nods*
We could be each other's bitches
suzterry
Aw, you'd be my bitch.
I'd be your bitch, too.
IReadRomanceNvls
"Cause as murderers, we'd go to a hardcore prison
suzterry
We would indeed.
IReadRomanceNvls
We'd have to have bitches
suzterry
I have to learn to make a shiv.
IReadRomanceNvls
*nods*
Then you can teach me
suzterry
I lack the skills to make it in prison. I have some research to do.
I suppose I shouldn't become a relationship counselor then.
Glad that's settled.
IReadRomanceNvls
I do believe that's the conclusion this discussion has led to.

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