Mar. 30th, 2011

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Girl playing ping pong -
The "the sun was in my eyes" joke was only marginally funny the first time you said it. Just because the guy pity-laughed because he wants to sleep with you doesn't mean you should repeat it fourteen times. You're not Pavlov's dog. Rise above the conditioning.

Guys playing the baseball video game -
When I said, "I understand why this is exciting," what I meant was "What is wrong with you people that you find this interesting in any way?" Also, you are not actually at a ballpark, so the next time you scream, "Come on! Jesus!" like a banshee, you better be praying. Otherwise, stop screeching in my lobby.

People running upstairs -
Stop it. Stop it immediately.

Resident who borrowed the saucepan to make Ramen -
Please don't hand in a wet pan. I appreciate that you washed it (and by "appreciate" I mean "I will only check it back in if you do."), but washing is only half the job. There are towels. Just right there. *points to kitchen area* Use them.

Resident perched at the front desk -
It's not really "keeping me company" if you don't include me in the conversation.

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